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A cultural group pandemic in the United States, but especially numerous in the Pacific Northwest. Methites are known for their consumption of methamphetamines and their propensity for living "down by the river". Their primary occupations include collection of recyclables for deposits and amateur demagoguery. Methites can be physically identified by their apparent desperate need of dermatological and dental care.
The methites emerged from down by the river to scour the neighborhood for redeemable bottles and cans.
methite by I, Kommunist April 21, 2017
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(n) The unfortunate results of trying to take a selfie which overly-enthused, and ending up looking like you're sending out a warning for people to be on the look out for the crazy person looking to score.
"I know Sean wanted to show he was excited to have defeated that pig in wrestling, but he took a methie, poor dude."
methie by AdamPK September 8, 2013

Methipedes 

Hallucinating, feeling and seeing imaginary bugs while high on the drug meth.
He picked the methipedes from the cat's hair for over 2 hours.

My high on meth sister felt methipedes in her hair, she kept asking if she had head lice.
Methipedes by GayLunarBearCub April 25, 2019

methidemic 

The rapid and uncontrolable spread of methamphetamine addiction.
America is in the midst of a methidemic.
methidemic by Paul Cypher July 8, 2007

methmites 

A methmite is sum1 who attaches itself to a meth dealer cause their unable to hold a job or afford their own habit
That dealer always has a group of methmites following him around they need to get a job
methmites by Onna Gaskin February 5, 2019

Methmite 

A person who frequents meth users to get high for free.
When there is meth around, the methmites come out of the woodwork.
Methmite by RABBIT1523 October 23, 2018

methterbate 

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"
John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.
methterbate by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011