methilepsy 

The disease you have from doing methamphetamines that causes you to convulse or have seizures whether you are high or not.

Is that tweeker dancing or does she have methilepsy?

methilepsy by anonymous February 6, 2024

Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

Methalepsy by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

Methylepsy 

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.

"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"

Methylepsy by JGSR July 13, 2006

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

Methalepsy by Nevagonget September 23, 2025

Methalypsy 

A condition that obviously contagious person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and used appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy street and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name baller

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

Methalypsy 

A condition that is obviously contagious ! person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and small appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy streets and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name savage or skeeter

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy just seen ashley walking around by the bus stop talking to herself trying to sell 1 tennis shoe !

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

Methileptic 

(Adj.)describes the appearance of strange body movements associated with excessive meth use that resemble a person having a seizure, like random jerking motions, involuntary muscle movements, or even falling forward due to extreme sleep deprivation.

“I was at the DMV waiting for my number to be called and I had a full blown methileptic seizure, and fell forward out of my chair right in to the lady in front of me, the same one whose chair I had been kicking unintentionally for an hour. Luckily, she was a tweaker too and she was sexy AF so we went right over to the courthouse and tied the knot.”

Methileptic by Dikatomy April 21, 2022