A cultural group pandemic in the United States, but especially numerous in the Pacific Northwest. Methites are known for their consumption of methamphetamines and their propensity for living "down by the river". Their primary occupations include collection of recyclables for deposits and amateur demagoguery. Methites can be physically identified by their apparent desperate need of dermatological and dental care.
MethMites is the feeling of being itchy all over like bugs coming out of your skin and constantly picking at your face because the person thinks there's something there when there's not. This is all due to smoking way to much meth.
The homie was scratching and picking his face for hours and we ended up missing the party because he stated he had MethMites.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.