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Meth Mite 

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.
I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.
Meth Mite by Wizmasta January 9, 2009
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methmites 

A methmite is sum1 who attaches itself to a meth dealer cause their unable to hold a job or afford their own habit
That dealer always has a group of methmites following him around they need to get a job
methmites by Onna Gaskin February 5, 2019
A cultural group pandemic in the United States, but especially numerous in the Pacific Northwest. Methites are known for their consumption of methamphetamines and their propensity for living "down by the river". Their primary occupations include collection of recyclables for deposits and amateur demagoguery. Methites can be physically identified by their apparent desperate need of dermatological and dental care.
The methites emerged from down by the river to scour the neighborhood for redeemable bottles and cans.
methite by I, Kommunist April 21, 2017

MethMites 

MethMites is the feeling of being itchy all over like bugs coming out of your skin and constantly picking at your face because the person thinks there's something there when there's not. This is all due to smoking way to much meth.
The homie was scratching and picking his face for hours and we ended up missing the party because he stated he had MethMites.
MethMites by CeeBaybeeh August 26, 2025

methbite 

when somebody has the symptoms of meth working from the fingertips and toes back a lot like frostbite.
Did you see his new girlfriend judging by her fingers she had caught some methbite
methbite by tristan.dick May 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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