Methalypsy

A condition that obviously contagious person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and used appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy street and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name baller

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy

by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

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Methalypsy

A condition that is obviously contagious ! person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and small appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy streets and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name savage or skeeter

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy just seen ashley walking around by the bus stop talking to herself trying to sell 1 tennis shoe !

by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

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Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

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Methylepsy

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.

"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"

by JGSR July 13, 2006

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