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Convulse 

Convulse means to squeeze or tighten, sometimes in sex
"I was right there and her pussy convulsed around my finger"
Convulse by Call me daddy November 13, 2016
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Convulsive Viewing 

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Convulsive Viewing by DrJonas February 6, 2010

Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion

A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?

convulsions 

What some (and only some) women experience when brought to orgasm by really, really large penises. They start shaking and can't help but make the most earthmoving shrieks and sounds, while their bodies contort and the rush of pleasure is almost too much for them to handle.
He tied me down spread eagle on the table and forced orgasm after squirting orgasm out of my small, quivering frame. The convulsions in my vagina were so strong that i was pumping out my juices all over his rock hard, 9 inch long, 6 1/2 inch circumference cock.
convulsions by Joe8991 April 13, 2007

convulge 

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."
I'm so stupid my head is convulging.
convulge by Laura December 28, 2003

post-micturition convulsion syndrome 

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.
Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

Convulsion

A term applied to the act of moving one's camera (during skype or other video chat program) and usually voluntary although the outcome of the movement may appear random and illogical.
-"You've had a convulsion and now I can't see you!"

-"It was really clear until she had a convulsion and now it's all just ceiling and curtains."
Convulsion by Mr. Legitimate Entry September 13, 2010
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