The usually imaginary network of undercover cops, FBI agents, and DEA agents that that follow a paranoid drug dealer around, much like the paparazzi stalks celebrities.
"Dude, we've been waiting on you for five hours now. You said you were on your way."
"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"
"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."
"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"
"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"
"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."
"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"
by Dikatomy May 04, 2013
A way of speaking used by some exotic dancers that allows them to speak their mind to a rude customer without making a him angry, so he will still give her money.
She wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but instead struck up a conversation about masturbation and encouraged him not to be ashamed. Like many strippers, she was speaking metapwhorically.
by Dikatomy March 06, 2013
(Adj.)describes the appearance of strange body movements associated with excessive meth use that resemble a person having a seizure, like random jerking motions, involuntary muscle movements, or even falling forward due to extreme sleep deprivation.
“I was at the DMV waiting for my number to be called and I had a full blown methileptic seizure, and fell forward out of my chair right in to the lady in front of me, the same one whose chair I had been kicking unintentionally for an hour. Luckily, she was a tweaker too and she was sexy AF so we went right over to the courthouse and tied the knot.”
by Dikatomy April 21, 2022