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methcision 

A split second decision made while under the influence of methamphetamine. The methcision.
"Man, last night, I made the worst methcision in my life!"
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metavision

A term used to describe a player's evolved vision that gives them an omnipotent perspective of the field.
"His passing vision is unreal! He definitely has metavision."
"Isagi!!! You don't have to use metavision during sex too!"
metavision by lsagiYoichi May 16, 2023

Meatcision 

Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.

aka - Leecision
"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You

"Just make a damn meatcision already!" - Me
Meatcision by Bizzaro Lanka February 13, 2008

Metavision

It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field
Niko you, can you also use Metavision....!?
Metavision by Invalid1111 May 16, 2023

Metavision

A power to predict something subconsciously. Synonym of Intuition
What a prediction. You have good metavision
Metavision by donlorenzorinitoshi October 5, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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