Metathesiophobia 

The fear of change and new or different situations, circumstances, or objects

I think I might have metathesiophobia. I don't really like when new things or stuff comes up. I just like routine. I'm afraid things won't be like they used to be...

Metathesiophobia by DeadBread August 20, 2017

methesis 

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.

Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.

methesis by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023

metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.

Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.

metatheism by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Metathesiophilia

The opposite of metathesiophobia: The love of new things

My aunt has metathesiophilia and she absolutely loves new products!

Metathesiophilia by Zanz cratox April 12, 2022

Metaphenis 

A special chatter, very dear to Ness' heart.

And then Ness said, "Metaphenis, I love you."

Metaphenis by Hellosilly January 30, 2009

Metatosis

When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win

Metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021

metatosis

to win an argument on the tosis's

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right

metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021