Metathesiophobia

The fear of change and new or different situations, circumstances, or objects

I think I might have metathesiophobia. I don't really like when new things or stuff comes up. I just like routine. I'm afraid things won't be like they used to be...

by DeadBread August 20, 2017

methesis

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.

Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.

by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023

metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.

Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Metathesiophilia

The opposite of metathesiophobia: The love of new things

My aunt has metathesiophilia and she absolutely loves new products!

by Zanz cratox April 12, 2022

Metaphenis

A special chatter, very dear to Ness' heart.

And then Ness said, "Metaphenis, I love you."

by Hellosilly January 30, 2009

Metatosis

When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win

by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021

metatosis

to win an argument on the tosis's

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right

by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021