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Metatosis

When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.
Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win
by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021
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metatosis

to win an argument on the tosis's
Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right
by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021
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fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner
Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism
by mymii November 28, 2021
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meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004
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mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.
Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.
by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006
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Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.
As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.
by Page1of3 May 13, 2013
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metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.
My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.
by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006
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