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metamouth 

A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.
Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
metamouth by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013
Words you can keep

Metamorphosis - INTERWORLD 

Tamimplayz: Metamorphosis - INTERWORLD is the best phonk of all time can't change my mind won't change my mind
Mirnetic: facts
Tsunami: you know what i changed my mind i feel far more energetic and motivated listening to metamorphosis

Metamorphosis 

A great piece of art found on a wonderful website known as nhentai a heartwarming story that will leave you crying at the end also know as 177013.
Weeb 1 "Man I jacked off to metamorphosis the other day."
Weeb 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you."
Metamorphosis by LifelessOtaku April 11, 2020

Metamorphosit 

A conversation that doesn’t go anywhere.
This kid’s metamorphosit didn’t add anything to the discussion.
Metamorphosit by Swiffer Wet Jet March 26, 2020

Bitch Metamorphosis 

3 stages a bitch must go through. The first is a Bitcherpillar, the 2nd is a Bitch Cocoon, and the 3rd is a Bitcherfly. Very few people get to the Bitcherfly stage, however, and usually stay trapped in their Bitch Cocoon stage.
To truly master the arts of bitching, you must first understand Bitch Metamorphosis.
Bitch Metamorphosis by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

metamours 

Your partner's other partners, that you are not romantically or sexually involved with. My girl/boyfriend's other boy/girlfriends.

A partner has several other partners. Each partner of a partner is a metamour. Collectively they are all metamours. Often used in polyamorous communities.
I'm dating F. He also has a partner J and another partner Z. J and Z are my metamours. We practice polyamory.
metamours by Wednesdey November 29, 2010

Metamorphose temps de fille 

Metamorphose temps de fille is a Japanese clothing line specializing in the lolita style.
Person A: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ADORABLE PINAFORE DRESS?
Person B: From the best lolita store ever, Metamorphose temps de fille!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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