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The first stage of Bitch Metamorphosis. Precedes Bitch Cocoon and Bitcherfly.

A rookie bitch who has no method to bitching whatsoever. Receives no respect from others.

Usually will provide nonstop, futile complaints.
Taylor bitched at Adam to give her back the things he borrowed from her. He ignored her and continued on with his day knowing she was a measly bitcherpillar.
by Catatafish47 September 3, 2014
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The 2nd of the 3 stages of bitch metamorphism.

A Bitcherpillar hopes to someday build enough experience being a bitch to finally be able to "level up" and become a more respectable Bitch Cocoon.

A bitch who gets about 50%-70% of what he/she wants solely by bitching for it.
After spending years as a Bitcherpillar, Taylor decided to use her accrued knowledge to become a Bitch Cocoon. With this decision also came newfound respect.
by Catatafish47 September 3, 2014
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3 stages a bitch must go through. The first is a Bitcherpillar, the 2nd is a Bitch Cocoon, and the 3rd is a Bitcherfly. Very few people get to the Bitcherfly stage, however, and usually stay trapped in their Bitch Cocoon stage.
To truly master the arts of bitching, you must first understand Bitch Metamorphosis.
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The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.
Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.
by Catatafish47 September 3, 2014
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