The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.
Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!
Justin's friends wanted him to wake up metaliterally, both from his state of sleep and to the fact that he was wasting his days being a hermit in his room.