merwen 

merwen is dodo's favorite person and no one is allowed to call him that unless you have a friend called marwan.. merwen is an amazing person, very kind, caring, understanding and he is just perfect from my point of view.

heloooooo .. good morning merwen.

merwen by yoshamaro April 24, 2021

Merwen 

You call somebody a Merwen when a guy or girl is being too savage in life against others

"You see that guy over there? He is doing like a Merwen."

Merwen by Gohan-san February 26, 2017

armchair mercenary 

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

armchair mercenary by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

Marwen

The most magical man you will ever meet. He is mysterious, no one knows whats up in his head... Maybe he is watching you now. Be careful. He's dangerous.

"I'm in love with this mafia guy, Marwen

-you shouldn't he had a wife"

Marwen by Marwen3429 October 8, 2019

Wikus Van De Merwe 

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!

Wikus Van De Merwe by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009

Mergency 

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

Mergency by thundermen June 9, 2016

mercenary 

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

mercenary by AYB February 23, 2003