merwen is dodo's favorite person and no one is allowed to call him that unless you have a friend called marwan.. merwen is an amazing person, very kind, caring, understanding and he is just perfect from my point of view.
heloooooo .. good morning merwen.
by yoshamaro April 24, 2021
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Get the Merwen mug.an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.
Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009
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by Marwen3429 October 8, 2019
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His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.
After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.
After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!
Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!
Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!
by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009
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A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.
by AYB February 23, 2003
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