Mergen

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Gaunt, ghastly grim faced bloke in a group, who seems to sit eternally in the background, staring at people with cold, vigourless, serpentine and furtive eyes as if he is programmed to stalk.

Having a mergen around while flirting with girls is useful, as that one mergen can help to contrast even your puny virtues and make you appear heroic in their eyes.

Mergen by His Lordship, the Duke of 40k April 20, 2019

Words you can keep

Mergen

He is the only in the world , he likes to dance but no one invited him at school , however he is a very positive guy , because he started doing sit ups so he could look great as Dan balzerian .

Mergen is hot .

Mergen by Ochmer September 24, 2018

Related Words

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Mergen

handsome big dick man

That's a Mergen if I've seen one

Mergen by ananasbetterthanpineapple November 21, 2021

Mergen Dergen

Mergen Dergen is used in place of other words that you just can't remember or say at the moment.

Go get that mergen dergen on the shelf.

Mergen Dergen by Donut August 2, 2004

mergen dragons

When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together

The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.

mergen dragons by omoori August 1, 2017

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

stop n' merge

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.

I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.

stop n' merge by SLampy July 21, 2008

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026