by thundermen June 09, 2016
Get the Mergencymug. I gotta go...I have a mergency at home!
by Night-MFkn- Audit December 15, 2019
Get the Mergencymug. Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!
by ProperBo February 05, 2008
Get the Blur-mergencymug. poo·mer·gen·cy
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies
* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately
While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.
by lindsey greer September 25, 2006
Get the poo-mergencymug. (adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011
Get the poo-mergencymug. Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
by Reneofny October 23, 2024
Get the Hair-Mergencymug. 
Get the Mergencymug.