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A mernel is a hybrid plant consisting of the body of a sunflower and leaves of cornstalks. Also has the face of a human surrounding by a jubilee of colorful petals. Weaknesses include Sun Chips (level 1-10 mern) and Kevin Costner (arch nemesis of all mern).
ANNE: Did you water the mernel today, Franklin?
DGlov: Hells yeah, bitch!
by Teekers Teekerson December 03, 2006
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