Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dyslexicdefinition

Markling

Transparent social climbing resulting in collective disdain

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.

Merch

They’re so greedy and thoughtless choosing to megxit at a time of such stress within the family

Merch

A weak, deluded, impressionable and submissive man who’s wife keeps his balls in her handbag

“Hey mate you’re at risk of becoming a duke the way you let her impose on your life like that

Merch

I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

Merch