Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014
Related Words

cam meekins

A sick rapper who's released 3 mixtapes. Most recently, 1993 which is a sweet tape. His fanbase is #lamp city and they are the best fans ever.
Dude did you hear that new Cam Meekins track? It was dope
cam meekins by SomeBro.. May 12, 2011
Similar to woofing, where you keep your hair in a protective style for prolonged periods of time and apply castor oil daily to the strained hair to promote rapid hair growth, for men usually
I’m keeping my hair in two strand twists, why you say? G it’s meeking season I need to grow my hair
Meeking by anonymous October 7, 2020

Zachary Meekins 

A minor celebrity in Canada, most known for being a musician, but is also known as a comedian, and has made television appearances on programs such as County and was an extra in an episode of Smallville. His music (In Spades) has been featured in programs such as Smallville, County, Entourage, and CSI New York.

Singer of In Spades.

Was rated badboy number 6 of 10 on Underground magazine's "Naught but Nice, The Badboys of 2010"
I went to Zachary Meekins' comedy set the other night, it was great!
Zachary Meekins by Heartbreaker43 January 21, 2011
To take so many L's at once that you become the essence of the letter.
My boy was meeking hard last night, asked 10 girls but got 0 digits.
Meeking by landood June 26, 2016

Ba Meetings 

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.
Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?
Ba Meetings by Probably . . . November 22, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Load more