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Markling 

The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase one’s chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harry’s favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? I’m gonna do that with my crush. I’m markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
Markling by Marimeg June 13, 2021

Markling 

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt
Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!
Markling by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025

partner marking 

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper
Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime
partner marking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Marking Out 

Getting really excited for something beyond logic or reason.

This is from an extension of the wrestling fan phrase and has grown into the modern lexicon. It usually comes from something you enjoyed in your childhood that you still enjoy into adulthood without logical reason.
"Dude, I totally am marking out for the RUSH concert"
"Man, when I saw Ozzy Osbourne... I started marking out"
"Theo Fleury is trying to make a come-back? I'm totally marking out dude!"

Markoing 

Marko was a member of staff on cowbelly's discord server who decided to destroy the server by pruning members and deleting channels, then claimed he got hacked and posted a video on youtube showing him destroying the server on 9/16
"Some days you just feel like markoing the server so you can remake it but less toxic y'know?"
"Yeah. Marko did nothing wrong"
Markoing by WhyAmIBored December 24, 2018

Jackie Martling 

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
Not applicable, as it is a proper name.
Jackie Martling by Mister Skin August 23, 2005