merkdaddy 

noun: a merkdaddy is someone who is constantly merking everybody around them.

try to stay away from a merkdaddy, because you'll 100% get merked.

Oh boi, you know that merkdaddy Alex? He's a piece of work.

merkdaddy by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018

Perkdaddy 

The man that is the biggest badass to ever attend Oxy. Not only does he wreak havoc at the Cooler during the late hours, but has been known to streak through the Mary Norton Clapp Academic Commons and dance on chairs during finals week.

A 2 sport star in tennis/basketball and academic scholar, Perkdaddy will go down as one of the greatest Tigers to ever walk foot through Oxy.

guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?

guy 2: oh yeah thats Perkdaddy! He doesn't give a f*ck!! He does it live at Oxy!

Perkdaddy by bigoki February 10, 2013

mackdaddy 

a really good pimp; a player who is good at "what he does"

all the girls roll with me, i am the mack daddy

mackdaddy by hot stuff June 30, 2004

Mackdaddy 

A word ment only for Mackdaddy and Mackdaddy only there must be no Jamisondaddys, jasper daddy's or joshuwashdaddys it is forbidden

Mackdaddy is lit man

Mackdaddy by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty 

A monsterous joint, that when rolled, consumes most of the bud that was purchased from a bag. This can be rolled with no less than two papers spliff or filling an entire blunt without splitting the outer casing goddie or godfather.
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.

Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny

"Hey, are you gonna whip out that atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty, or am gonna have to light the eeny teeny weeny beany micro thinny."

or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...

"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."

atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

memedaddynevin 

The best meme creator on instagram in history. No one can be like him and if you dont follow him you are lame.

Yo did you see memedaddynevin's new post on insta? It made me die of laughter

memedaddynevin by Memedaddynevin October 5, 2017

Memedaddywhore

A daddy that is a whore and makes memes that aren’t actually funny but everyone laughs because it’s funny that he tries.

Zell: Who is that?
Nadaya: Oh that’s memedaddywhore!
Shmuel: Wow he is crazy funny!
Nickle: Man I wanna be memedaddywhore.
Manderz: Oo I want memedaddywhore!!

Memedaddywhore by Shmoley aka fettys baby mama May 14, 2018