Mergency 

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

Mergency by thundermen June 9, 2016

Mergency 

To move with urgency for no particular reason...particularly at clock out time at work.

I gotta go...I have a mergency at home!

Mergency by Night-MFkn- Audit December 15, 2019

Mergency 

The state of which two things have merged together.

Our resolutions have a fairly strong mergency

Mergency by ad1ban July 10, 2011

Blur-mergency 

A Blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of UK Britpop band - Blur.

Damon Albarn: Oh shit! Alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the coke!
Graham Coxon: Get him to a hospital, this is a Blur-mergency!

Blur-mergency by ProperBo February 5, 2008

poo-mergency 

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

poo-mergency by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

poo-mergency 

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

poo-mergency by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

fuck-mergency 

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

fuck-mergency by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022