hairmergency

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.

1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!

by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hammergency

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

by sbird August 17, 2015

Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

by Reneofny October 23, 2024