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When you purchase merchandise aka merch
One hell of a merchase you made pal.
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Murchase 

Simply a Purchase of Merchandise to support or represent your team, favourite band, Twitch channel etc.

From a comment made on Twitch.tv/chess during the Magnus Carlsun vs Fabiana Caruana match by Daniel Rensch To Robert Hess.
I murchased some Fortnite t-shirts after playing online all weekend.
Murchase by FlashwaveXL November 16, 2018

mechasexy 

mechasexy says:
mechasexy describes something so great that it must be a robot or robot-related
mr: There must be beef and sheep and tomatoes on ve moon.
lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy

Yeah thanks for that, N.

Mechasexual

Adj.

Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.
"Okay Eddie...what are you, you don't seem to enjoy being heterosexual, and homosexuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. Are you..Suisexual? Or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechasexual? Just wondering"
Mechasexual by Krab July 21, 2003

Merchael 

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.
That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.
Merchael by EatshitDie June 18, 2009

Mechasexual

1. Romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between robots, androids, or sentient machines.

2. The desire to have sexual relations with a sentient machine.
"I would love to have sex with a robot." "You are a total mechasexual."

"Mechasexuality, it's like five gundams having sex."
Mechasexual by SinisterSound August 27, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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