merbits 

My-Eyes-Roll-Back-In-Their-Sockets.
Extreme response to stimulus, be it bad
TV, bad kareoke, or really good chocolate, hitting the gas in a good hot-rod.

A long, torturous 'speech' from Bush Jr.
A Clapton Solo. A tight bend on a good
Ducati. Same response, but for good or bad reasons.

merbits by Insomniac May 27, 2004

merbitch 

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

merbitch by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

merbies

A disease contracted upon sharing bodily fluids with people named Meredith Monroe. Symptoms include pink eye, saying 'y'all' in excess, spontaneously reporting football statistics (specifically LSU), and eating lots of King's Cake and/or being obsessed with Southern cuisine and all things Texas.

Lullo has Merbies. Merbies was first contracted by a recruit named Travis. His current condition in unkown.

merbies by Schweaty Weiner January 11, 2009

MeritsOfHonor 

the artist formerly known as Prince

MeritsOfHonor loves MeritsOfHonor.

MeritsOfHonor by Barbaraaaa March 8, 2008

Merits 

Something your wife would offer to husbands by the end of the week. Merits are a great way to motivate husbands, each time a husband receive wife's merit, he would be pumped, so he could make much more money. Merits give by wives can be various things, such as a blow job, boob job or just tongue kissing.

Darreniel:"Every Sunday my wife gives me merits."

Merits by My10InchHandle January 12, 2023