A neurologic disease afflicting men who wear jean shorts, often effects of this disease include varous wrinkley tatoos, several inches of butt
crack showing at all times, and cut off sleeve plaid shirts. Other, more threatning effects can be alcohalism, loss of teeth, terrible smell of cigarettes and/or chrystal
meth, and serious
mullet action.
Bubba waqs diagnosed with meninjortis after being seen on a liquor-cycle with a cigarette and
beer in
hand, sporting a rebel flag tee shirt on the way to the flea market.