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When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
Related Words
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v. An action normally found in internet chat rooms, forums , Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers; When a female changes the subject at hand to something that is completely off-topic.

n. A female in Ventrilo and Teamspeak servers that enjoys changing the subject at random to divert attention to something or someone else.
v. "Andrea pulled a Menuet on the campus forums."

n. "That new girl in the channel is a Menuet."
Menuet by Puck's Sister January 5, 2007
A special type of nuke that is to be used on a person who violates the N.A.P. ( non-aggression principle ).

Typically used by anarcho-capitalists.
Joe took a step on my lawn yesterday without my consent, so he's now McNuked. But I think I'm out of McNukes now, so if you'll excuse me, I gotta go farm some bitcoins.
McNuke by userhandlegoeshere January 30, 2020
Describes a person with a lot of power.
Alexander the Great was a Menuka.
Menuka by Akunem November 20, 2009

Menkered 

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event
Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered
Menkered by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013
Japanese word for "stupid". It is old and not very commonly used.
Baka aho manuke chindonya!!!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid!!!
Manuke by Quaal December 15, 2007