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Pickin' from the kid's menu 

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.
"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

kid's menu eater 

a closed-minded individual who is difficult with eating things out of their comfort zone. Typically seen in ethnic type restaurants ordering hamburgers and hot-dogs, maybe even spaghetti.
I have such a hard time finding a place that Kelli would want to eat at. She's such a god damned kid's menu eater. All she likes is plain hamburgers and cheese pizza.
kid's menu eater by theness05 February 16, 2010

god's desert menu 

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal
"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."
god's desert menu by sjkqlwg December 27, 2020

Secret Menu Spotter 

Someone who seeks out secret menu items not listed for public viewing and shares it with the world. Most restaurants have secret items not listed on the menu.
A Secret Menu Spotter recently told us that Burger King makes burger bowls with no bun upon request.

Menu stalk 

To check out a restaurant's online menu to determine what you'll order later on when you go there in person.
Do you know what you want from the new Italian place around the corner?

No, I'll menu stalk right now.
Menu stalk by Peter852 October 30, 2010

Menu Sloth (Slother)

A gamer that takes an excessive amount of time customizing, itemizing, upgrading, or viewing a menu/screen.
Dude, you're such a Menu Sloth (Slother)! Just hurry up and get off the menu!

Bro, quit slothing! Lets just play!
Menu Sloth (Slother) by Jbear1918 December 14, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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