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Meltham is small town in West Yorkshire, well it’s not really a town, more a village. It’s almost in greater Manchester as it’s nestled under the foothills of the spectacular pennine mountain range.

Meltham is owned and operated by a fella who guys under the name of Richard Noon. Richard Noon is the beating heart of Meltham.

There is also a Morrison where most of the young people (chavs) tend to congregate outside the entrance on an evening.
If you plan visit a stunning pennine village, I recommend going to Holmfirth not Meltham.
Meltham by Wackywarehouse October 10, 2020
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The verb to steal cigarettes one by one from people until he eventually takes the whole pack.
Mannn that guy really melhamed me. It was a fresh pack as well.
melham by Divock_Minamino October 9, 2021

Melksham 

The one place in the world where everyone is over the age of 87 or sounds like that one Russian kid in your CoD lobbies.
Person 1: I met someone today
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?
Melksham by PolarisBBR October 4, 2022
Melsha it’s a rare word obviously there’s one and only person with that name she lived in Coimbatore now she’s lost... her birthday is in June 15 most recently searched girl in my phone can’t get her outta my mind . This is written by a person whose name starts with A ends with N. Melsha if u find this text me in this ID corp_lil_mag just say hi it means a lot to me
Hey is that Melsha?

Yup she is Melsha

Then don’t miss her out u will never find one
Melsha by !!Aarin!! January 9, 2022

melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap