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Melksham 

The one place in the world where everyone is over the age of 87 or sounds like that one Russian kid in your CoD lobbies.
Person 1: I met someone today
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?
Melksham by PolarisBBR October 4, 2022
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melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
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Melsham is a male name. It means "exceptional".
"He is a melsham student in math."
melsham by ThePrinceofSomewhere November 23, 2021

milkshame 

/mɪlk ʃeɪm/ noun, verb, milk·shamed, milk·sham·ing

n. the painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something dishonorable, improper, ridiculous, etc., done by a got milk? celebrity.

v. to cause to feel milkshame.

Alternate forms:
milk·shame·a·ble, adj.
milk·shame·a·bly, adv.
half-milk·shamed, adj.
out·milk·shame, v. (used with object), -milk·shamed, -milk·sham·ing
un·milk·shame·a·ble, adj.
un·milk·shamed, adj.

Synonyms:
Shame, embarrassment, mortification, humiliation, chagrin

Antonyms:
Pride, self-esteem, self-respect
She was again experiencing a wave of milkshame as she entered the LA courthouse to make her plea.

The California Milk Processor Board were milkshamed when they learned of Patrick Ewing's testimony in the Gold Club Trial of 1999.
milkshame by AwesomeTabasco February 26, 2011
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