The one place in the world where everyone is over the age of 87 or sounds like that one Russian kid in your CoD lobbies.
Person 1: I met someone today
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?
Person 2: Wow, where's he from?
Person 1: Melksham
Person 2: How old is he?
by PolarisBBR October 04, 2022
When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025