A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.
An evil villain that throws watermelons at people. He is secretly plotting to throw an astroid-sized melon at the world and wipe out 90% of all human life.
The melomaniac sounds like a Batman villain, but he isn't I guess.