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The Melon Man 

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
The Melon Man by anonymous October 12, 2020

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram 

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.
Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!
melon mania by melonmania June 30, 2011

man melons 

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons
"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."
melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

Melonman 

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.
Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.
Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021