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Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.
I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!
Mollusk by Scoopalone June 1, 2014
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Melusine 

A beautiful , amazing girl . The most reliable friend you will ever find . She's funny , intelligent and extremely ambitious . She get's everything she wants and deserves it . I love her , you will too !
- That girl wants to go to Yale

- What ?! She'll never manage that

- She's a Melusine , bet you she will !

Mellissa 

A Mellissa is an amazing girl and unique in every way she try’s to fit in but she can’t held to be a little goofy she’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She is a very caring person and will often put others dealing before her own. She’s so scared of letting people down and spends every waking moment worrying. She is the greatest person you could have in your life get your self a Mellissa cause if you don’t you’re r missing out
Him: Do you have a Mellissa in your life

Him2: No

Him: You should
Mellissa by Jacob Daniels October 6, 2018
A common but rare name given to a girl who mothers come from certain cultures or like to give a twist to Melissa and change it to Mellisa.

Pronounce: Mel-Lisa but also can be said like Melissa

They are creative people, with a brilliant smile and heart for the world to see. They're only care for caring and if you leave her behind, she'll be thankful for the memories you left, for she treasure them or learnt something from them.

Even if you try and temper with them, they try and keep reasonable, even through, like any other person they can break, only certain people can make this person feel better. e.g. friends, family, boyfriends ect.

Tough as stone and frail as an angel, they know how to fly, but will slow down to help others around them. They're sweet and protective people and will mother those who get close them.

Mellisa is someone who are rare to find, but someone you wished to keep when you really notice them.
Friend:"Hey, can help me with this?"
Mellisa:"Sure, what the prob?"

mellyssa 

THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD!! GREAT PERSONALITY AND SMILE! GREAT HUGGER AND KISSER. SHE WILL MAKE YOUR DAY AMAZING AND BRIGHT!! SO SWEET! PUTS OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS FIRST. VERY CARING. CARES MORE THAN ANYONE.
Mellyssa is great.
mellyssa by mellyy.00 December 19, 2016
Name: Means Shepard, Melusi's are usually quite caring but can get aggressive when provoked. They're ridiculously intelligent and have high aspirations for everything they do. They always achieve they're goals. On a downside Melusi's are mostly quite lazy. When angered they can get extremely aggressive and would strike out at any living breathing thing. Due to their caring persona's they are usually gyalist's and know how to treat they're women like queens.
"Dahm, that nigga Melusi just slumped that cracker for touching his chicken wings"
melusi by RealNiggaBoss123 July 19, 2014
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