Mellen
Mellen by JuStDaNcEallnight February 10, 2010
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Mellen
LOUD, inconsiderate, trouble making, room hogging, unclean fruit that is native to the Colorodo area.
May become tangled up with with large tielars.
May become tangled up with with large tielars.
I hate mellens in a bunch, I hate mellens for lunch, I hate mellens in my room. lazy mellens cant use a broom.
Mellens on the bus and always making a fuss...Mellens, just get away from us !
Mellens on the bus and always making a fuss...Mellens, just get away from us !
Mellen by Trouble maker April 8, 2009
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Giant Mellen Head
A girl whose head is so large it resembles a large melon. Often accompanied by grotesque facial features such as an oversized and misshapen chin, forehead and nose. To compensate for this serious lack of physical attractiveness, these people will often post unflattering nude pictures of themselves online for attention. Good luck with that.
Giant Mellen Head by TrueStoryBro69 October 20, 2012
Jeffrey Mellen
A sexual position in which the man pees in the girls mouth while doing the asian hotpocket and screamijg "meep meep"
Jeffrey Mellen by Foxy12385 September 18, 2017
Tissue-mellons
'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!
Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016
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