When playing Call of Duty 4, a person called Mel sends an online invite to join the deathmatch... and then she fucking annihalates you and tells everyone about it the next day at work, totally humiliating you in the process
Geoff: "Shit, she has totally Melinated me again"
Toni: "Who the fuck is Mel, Geoff, you two-timing bastard"
Geoff: "No.. she.. well.."
Toni: "I hate you"
Geoff: "You are sooo getting a drudge budgeoning tonight!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'