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Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
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McLaren MP4-12C

A new McLaren hypercar that has the weirdest name ever. Coming out in 2011, the car has a carbon-fiber chasis and has an engine made by McLaren themselves unlike the last 2 cars they had (SLR and F1).

It will have a twin turbo 3.8litre V8 managing to get out 592 BHP from it and it will have some Formula 1 tech in it.

Dual clutch and obviously a flappy paddle gearbox.

The MP4 stands for McLaren Project 4, the chassis designation for all McLaren Formula 1 cars since 1981

The '12' refers to McLaren's internal Vehicle Performance Index through which it rates key performance criteria both for competitors and for its own cars.

And C is for Carbon since the car is mostly build out of, carbon fiber.
Forget what you know about sports cars.

The McLaren MP4-12C might not have the highest top speed, but it will surely wreck a Veyron in a proper track.
McLaren MP4-12C by Whyborg May 3, 2011

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.
Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?
Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010
Melary is a pretty young girl, who lights up the room with just her smile. She acts tough but deep down she is very sensitive. Lots of boys fall for her but she is very picky with her choice of guys ;) you have to work to get her heart. Melary is smart but very lazy, she also knows what she wants has goals in her life to accomplish. She is also very goofy and laughs really loud she finds the most smallest things funny. She can be a good friend and will tell you straight up.
Melary is an amazing person ! I love me some melary
Melary by v1l3n March 13, 2017
A girl that is very stunning and boys dream of. She’s very kind hearted and gentle. She will never try to show off to get boys. She only is interested in the boys that are nerdy and will treat her right.
Oh my gosh dude, Meara is so cute!
Wow she’s gorgeous.
Maybe for her birthday I’ll get her a new book!
Meara by Zoe xoxox April 23, 2018
Repeatedly Having to do somebody else’s job because they are too lazy to do it themselves. They often ignore their work or use manipulation to get someone else to do it. When they finally are cornered and have to do their work they are pissed off at all of their coworkers for screwing them over
“What happened? Why are you doing all this work?

Johnson Mearled me”. Or “I got Mearled”
Mearled by Nyoko October 27, 2019