melanea 

Melanea - probably the most sweetest , loving, prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is so smart and nice. She will ALWAYS be there when you need her even if you weren't there for her. Melanea will be your best best friend you will ever get to have. Just by looking at her you can tell she is an amazing girl. Most guys are afriad to ask her out because they think they'll get rejected by her. She is also really smart and she can BRIGHTEN up anyone's day no matter what time. She is a sweet girl in the morning but a trap queen at night. If you ever get to have a Melanea in your life plz cherish and love her. You will never want to let her go.

Girl : Hey do you know who's my crushes girlfriend is?

Guy : No , but a lot of people say she is a Melanea. You'll have a hard time getting this girl out of his hands.

melanea by Dis One Girl December 11, 2017

Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

melaniaesque 

An adjective used to describe either a comment made or an outfit worn by the woman who is now married to the Grabber in Chief.

My friend’s dismissive comments about her ex-husband who is also a sad and over-inflated windbag are nothing less than Melaniaesque!

melaniaesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020

Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)

Damn Melania looks hot today

Melania by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014

Melanna 

Teachers and substitutes always get her name wrong and she never says anything about it. They call her “Melannia” or “Melana.” When people ask her name, they always say “I’ve heard a lot a unique names, but I’ve never heard your name before” or they say “wow, that’s a really pretty name.” Personality wise she is basIcally the girl next door (not the movie). She is quiet, unique, cute, kind, funny, and a cinnamon roll. If you ever meet a Melanna, you are lucky.

Substitute:“Ok I’m going to take roll”
Substitute: “Do we have a Sarah”
Sarah: “Here”

Substitute: “Where’s Chad”
Chad: “Present”
Substitute: “Do we have ummm...”
Melanna: “Here”

Substitute: “Oh thank you, ok is Megan here”

Melanna by JoeMama02 November 2, 2019

melana 

The girl you wish you were.

"Geez,that girl was so cool,too bad she'll never amount up to anything Melana has ever acheived."

melana by VINCENTMALLOY June 26, 2008