Melaney 

Melaney, an unforgettable,gorgeous, loving, sarcastic human being. Everyone loves her because she knows how to lighten up the room with her laugh, sarcasm and personality. She walks in and shoots rainbows out of her was. Melaney has pretty blue hair, perfect brown eyes, and a beautiful body. She might be one of the most popular girls. Has a great amount of friends but only some know her truly. But nobody wants to get on her bad side or else all hell is let out. She'll always love her friends and family but never loose get trust. She's a goddess with the gift of beauty, love, power, humor and booty. Melaney attracts every guy she meets. The men fawn over her and fall deeply in love with her laughter, goofiness, jokes, eyes, feet and body. Melaneys are naturally born with a big booty, big lips and hips. People know she's a keeper. She'll always be done for you if your 120% down for her. She loves with all her heart. Even though she grew up with disasters, tragedy, death and sadness she will always have a beautiful smile on. Keep her by your side at all times because she's loyal, loving, and really short. She may not know hip hop but she can dance to Prince Royce. Melaney will fall for your personality and humor but her all time favorite is black people. She has loved them. Melaney has always loved Morris Chestnut because of his great body, puppy dog eyes, lips, height and smile. So if you sound anything like that your her Mrs. Right.

Fanny - That girl is such a queen
Victor - Of course, her name is Melaney
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Ivy - Wow she so sweet, such a Melaney
Isabel - Yeah maybe but she can be a real bitch too

Melaney by Nata666 July 2, 2018

melaney 

A sexy goddess who will fight anyone who throws shade. She is very loving and is a freak in the sheets. She is the type of girl who will get very popular very fast and has a very rich future ahead of her. She is the most loyal friend you will ever find on the face of this earth but could also be a bitch and gossip alot.

Sexy Get you a Melaney Love Loyal Gossiper

melaney by Cara Danvers March 14, 2017

Melaney 

Melaney is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet! She is so caring, loving, outgoing, realistic, kind, so freakin funny, and all around the best person ever! She will go to any limit to make sure you have a good time when you’re around her. She is usually never quiet, nor loud. She is in the middle, she likes to be heard and will yell to get your attention but she’ll do it in a playful funny way. When you’re around her you feel more yourself. She is the kind of gurl you meet and instantly want to become friends. She can also make guys like her in one look. She is so pretty and even though she may not see it in herself everybody else does. She doesn’t get two shits what people think about her. It can be a bit challenging to let people in but it’s because she can only protect so many. She will stand up to people who cross the line or come after her friends and family. She always has some sort is surprise and that’s what makes her, her. She never gets old and boring to be around. She loves being active and sporty, but most of all.... she loves having her bffl with her.

Cloud: omg melaney looked at me
Laiken: yea she’s really chill and awesome
Cloud: yea I think I have feelings for her.

Melaney by Chicken butt... munchies April 13, 2020

Katie Melaney

Little scutch

Katie melaney is such a child

Katie Melaney by YupBro123 May 15, 2023

Katie Melaney

Little scutch

Katie Melaney is an absolute child

Katie Melaney by YupBro123 May 15, 2023

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020