When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"

Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...

Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

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Meinkwäft

1) The wrong pronounciation of Minecraft

2) Kawaii Boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

What are you playing???
Im playing meinkwäft!

Meinkwäft by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 27, 2021

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Minke

Very beautiful, wonderful, careful, loving, Cute, friendly person

if you find a woman called minke stay with her
(They are very rare)

Minke was late for work

Minke by Oofeatsanotheroof123 October 13, 2020

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