N; a monkey and a mermaid. To become one you have to eat a poisonous fish. If it is not a poisonous fish then you will become a furry. No one wants that. We need more Mernkey's in the world. MAKE FURRY'S GO AWAYYYY.
"I hate furry's, I wanna become a Mernkey"
"Hey bob is that a mernkey"?