Meijer’s Syndrome 

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

Meijer’s Syndrome by Rushmore Yankee January 21, 2009

syste-meizer 

an Ass-hole, a dick. A man or woman who is getting on your nerves and they are being extremely aggravating and annoying. A jerk who is punking you around. An son of a bitch who likes to hurt others with offensive laguage. If you have ever worked in retail, this means the customer who went out of their way to make their transaction impossible to complete (asking for a manager, exct.) A cheap-skate.

"This son of a bitch is a syste-meizer."
"SYSTE-MEIZER!" <--- could be said to their face without them knowing what you are talking about.
"stop being such a syste-meizer."

syste-meizer by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

sid meier

Conal

Sid Meier

sid meier by Aip1285 October 11, 2020