Meijer’s Syndrome

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

Meijer’s Syndrome by Rushmore Yankee January 21, 2009

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syste-meizer

an Ass-hole, a dick. A man or woman who is getting on your nerves and they are being extremely aggravating and annoying. A jerk who is punking you around. An son of a bitch who likes to hurt others with offensive laguage. If you have ever worked in retail, this means the customer who went out of their way to make their transaction impossible to complete (asking for a manager, exct.) A cheap-skate.

"This son of a bitch is a syste-meizer."
"SYSTE-MEIZER!" <--- could be said to their face without them knowing what you are talking about.
"stop being such a syste-meizer."

syste-meizer by MariAntonia July 16, 2006

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Meijer’s Syndrome • sid meier • syste-meizer • meijer • Meijer Mayhem • Tony from Meijer • meiser • Meier • meiler • meiber

sid meier

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Sid Meier

sid meier by Aip1285 October 11, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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