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Mehmooni 

Mehmoonis are persian gatherings where parents shit talk every single child while comparing them to each other AND bring up embarrassing stuff. There is also a touch of “Tuye in mamlekat” (in this country).
Last night I went to a mehmooni and got completely shited on by my dad
Mehmooni by Puffy_d January 30, 2020
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1) a beautiful young woman who just so happens to be the shiz-nit
2) a name, which means it can be spelled in any way the birth mother chooses, therefore is correct.
3) someone who is so wonderful it is indescribable
4) someone who you should give a good definition, instead of being such a hater!
1) Melonie is soooo beautiful, those jeans on her @$$ are an accident waiting to happen.
2) There was a folk singer named Melonie.
3) Melonie, there are no words to describe how much you rock!
4) People who put mean definitions of Melonie not only suck, they are inaccurrate.
melonie by melonie March 31, 2004

Mehmooni 

Mehmooni (noun) A social gathering of people, of whom at least one must be of Persian descendant, with the sole purpose of heavy drinking and having a good time.

to mehmooni (verb) To participate in a Mehmooni.
1. When Pazy returns from Iran we will have a mehmooni
2. I always enjoy to mehmooni with Pazy
Mehmooni by bolehman September 13, 2013
Melonie is a nice, funny girl that is so beautiful, she likes to tell dad jokes and be chill. She likes having guy friends becasue they’re cooler and she can relate. A tom boy. She is super smart and pretty but likes t call herself ugly and dumb.
boy 1: omg she’s so pretty and smart who’s that???

boy 2: that’s melonie she’s a dumb bitch lmao jk
Melonie by melonie p November 2, 2019
A younge beautiful women who has dark brown hair and hazel eyes or brown and is as loyal as can be but some times be a bitch and thinks she is ugly but she is not and like any type of food but yet stays the same and always makes the nices friends
My girlfriends name is Melonie and i love her
Melonie by MËLÖÑÏÊ May 1, 2019

mahoonies 

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Love those mahoonies!
mahoonies by Humpty November 3, 2003