karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.

Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Shine

completely expose and engulf in full glory of light and righteousness

SHINE Jesus shine

by Humpty October 08, 2003

fongflex

Big Balling Rapper who's also a cutie pie.

Man, gimme some of that Fongflex!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty December 09, 2008

seven minute silence

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

by Humpty December 28, 2003

ELO

A shorted way of saying Hello! Often used when you just want to be cute.

Elo! How's it going today?? :)

by Humpty September 16, 2003

benzsport

A fallen place of community, friends, and commom spirit.

benzsport will always live on in out hearts

by Humpty September 16, 2003