Humpty's definitions

karebear

A friend that doesn't call you back even after she says she's going to.

Karebear: I'll call you back ok?

Humpty: Ok, bye!

Humpty waits forever...

by Humpty September 18, 2003

axe to grind

To have a grievance with someone, especially where one feels the need to seek damaging retribution.

The phrase probably originates from the act of sharpening an axe with a grinding wheel, with the intent (in this definition) to get revenge on someone by maiming or killing them. ;)

"Five years ago that guy stole my idea for an invention and made tons of money off it! I've had an axe to grind with him ever since. My latest invention will put him out of business for sure, you'll see! Muwahahahaha!!"

by Humpty December 9, 2008

ELO

A shorted way of saying Hello! Often used when you just want to be cute.

Elo! How's it going today?? :)

by Humpty September 16, 2003

seven minute silence

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

by Humpty December 28, 2003

lsf

Living Stones Fellowship. The shiz of Christian YA fellowships in the Bay Area

Shoot man, I'm rolling 20 deep to LSF, foo....

by Humpty September 18, 2003

you got got

You've been had; you've been tricked.

Hey man, what about our deal?
Heh! You got got!

by Humpty November 9, 2003

fongflex

Big Balling Rapper who's also a cutie pie.

Man, gimme some of that Fongflex!!

by Humpty September 18, 2003