Definitions by melonie

Hobnocker 

A person (usually male) who has forceful sexual intercourse (also known as rape) or molests a small animal.The word was created in ICarly and is actually a very old slang term used in the southern areas (many generations ago)

"He called me a hobnocker!" Exclaimed Miranda

"A what?" David asked
"A person who rapes small animals."
David then gasped with his mouth wide open.

Hobnocker by mElonie June 15, 2015

Emo 

Emotional disturbed/distorted

"Oh so you're emo then you cut yourself?" Jimmy asked stupidly.
"Emo means emotional distorted and cutting yourself just because you are emo is a stereotype and very offence to me and many others."

Emo by mElonie June 15, 2015

owens sausage 

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

owens sausage by melonie January 1, 2009

maple syrup 

a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.

Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!

maple syrup by melonie January 1, 2009

melonie 

1) a beautiful young woman who just so happens to be the shiz-nit
2) a name, which means it can be spelled in any way the birth mother chooses, therefore is correct.
3) someone who is so wonderful it is indescribable
4) someone who you should give a good definition, instead of being such a hater!

1) Melonie is soooo beautiful, those jeans on her @$$ are an accident waiting to happen.
2) There was a folk singer named Melonie.
3) Melonie, there are no words to describe how much you rock!
4) People who put mean definitions of Melonie not only suck, they are inaccurrate.

melonie by melonie March 31, 2004

ass goblin 

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

ass goblin by Melonie July 1, 2003