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A word for a person with a small penis but thinks they have the biggest penis out of everyone they know.

Often refer to themself as having the biggest penis out of everyone.
Saying it can destory a cervix.
Hes such a meggitt
Meggitt by Jessf97 November 24, 2019
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jamie meggitt 

A partially living thing that follows young girls home from school, often a ‘Jamie Meggitt’ has mangled yellow teeth with ginger hair. However, it is mainly seen At the breach of darkness hanging around the streets on a bike, with many women scared to go near it. If a girl has been captured or nonced on by a ‘Jamie meggitt’ they are often forced or tricked into giving him a blowjob in a public glen/forest.
Tiffany are u walking home by yourself tonight ?! Be careful sweetheart there might be ‘Jamie Meggitt’s’ about.

Ellie I’ve just seen a young girl giving a blowjob to a boy with yellow teeth and ginger hair. It must be a culprit to the ‘Jamie Meggitt’ stay well away!

Meggiatico

Aggettivo tipico dell'entroterra veneziano indica una situazione temporale oltre il limite, simile all'italiano "fuori orario". Deriva da una distorsione dialettale dell'italiano "meriggio" ovvero le ore nelle quali il sole è più alto all'orizzonte e la temperatura più calda; anche, il mezzogiorno come punto cardinale.
Oggi a lavoro è stato un meggiatico
Meggiatico by KiloTango89 May 10, 2023

Olivia Meggett

Olivia meggett is a really bad father but a wonderful grandfather and she has a cat named Gail who is the equivalent of Jesus
Have u seen Olivia maggot

No stupid it’s Olivia meggett
Olivia Meggett by 🦋🐥 November 28, 2019
something that seems to be the best but once you really look at it, its really fake and not worth your time.
Bill: "Damn look at her. She's sexy as hell!"
John: "I know. let's go talk to her"
Bill: "Damn, nevermind. She's maggitt up close."
maggitt by Shawnye Simms July 2, 2009
A condition that causes you to sleep with any living creature with a hole. Some symptoms may include but are not limited to popping pills, binge drinking, fucking your friends men/ or women and in some cases having red hair.
She used be such a sweet girl but then she contracted Meggittis.
Someone should tell Brittany that her friend has Meggittis and she slept with her ex fiance.
Meggittis by ihateyou4169 April 2, 2017
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Ajumma wait a moment
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