medric

A bum who will never be nothing.

I am going to be a Medric all my life.

by The pain killer May 13, 2016

Medric

Is a lovely person with a big personality and is really sus he likes females and has a slong

Medric is so beautiful he should put me in bed

by Cyla♡ December 17, 2022

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Blood Medic

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.

Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.

by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.

AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas

by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018

mednick

A straight person who makes gross homosexual comments to their straight friends in jest.

Mark: Darn, I spilled my milk in my lap!
Cary: I'll get my Silly Straw!
Mark: You are such a mednick!

by Bear Hunting December 12, 2012

MEDIC!!

A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.

You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...

by Fist of Romulus November 9, 2011