Medievil 

Adajative:
A portmanteau that combines the words: Medieval and Evil. It is used to denote punishments or other actions that were committed long ago but are no longer legal and/or acceptable today. For example: burning witches, stoning women for adultery, bloodletting, foot binding, washing your face with urine, using lead power as a cosmetic foundation, etc..

In Saudi Arabia they still have the medievil practice of stoning women for adultery.

Jim uses potassium and chicken droppings to cure his baldness. That is so medievil.

Medievil by LectroFied August 1, 2016

medievil protection 

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom

"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."

medievil protection by Mangorth June 7, 2007

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

get medieval 

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

get medieval by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

Im a sucker for medieval castles by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

go medieval

From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.

Don't make me "go medieval on yo' ass!"

go medieval by MsLi January 24, 2006

Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.

hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.

Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009