medievil protection

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom

"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."

by Mangorth May 20, 2007

Viblender

when a blender or food processor is used on pulse instead of a vibrator

"george wanted to satisfy his wife sexually an himself gastronomically at the same time, thus got her a viblender."

by Mangorth May 20, 2007