MsLi's definitions

time-space continuum

Things and events existing and moving in linear fashion. They move from one place to the next place in logical sequence in time and space. This realm is known as the time-space continuum.

Example 1: Cyberia warps the time-space continuum in that you can read about events out of chronological sequence and from anywhere, at any time on the Internet.

Example 2: The study of quantum physics considers how linear reality really is, calling into question the validity of the perception that all things fall into sequence according to the time-space continuum.

by MsLi December 11, 2005

Geez

Geez is short for geezer. Geezer is an old person, usually a man. When you are shortening up a sentence (and trying to sound hip) you say geez, not geezer.

"Look at that geez over on the bench!"

by MsLi September 24, 2005

sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.

Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

happy happy joy joy

From the hilarious tv cartoon Ren & Stimpy, happy happy joy joy is defined as when the world expects you to put on this happy and joyful face when what you really want to do is shriek at the top of your lungs and rip your hair out in anger/frustration/misery. To make everyone happy though, you put on this mask of happy happy joy joy while singing a silly song.

Just as you were ready to leave work for the day, the boss tells you he wants you to work both Saturday and Sunday on the new project. You're on salary and so will get no more $$ for sacrificing your weekend. However, the boss is considering you for that vacant position where you'd have your own office with a window, so you happy happy joy joy and say, "Sure thing, boss!" with a big toothy grin on your face.

by MsLi December 25, 2005

dual trade

When you are a drug dealer and a pimp. Prerequisite: being sludge.

Antwan had been in dual trade ever since crack hit the streets.

by MsLi January 19, 2008

UBMUT (acronym)

UBMUT is an acronym for Unknown By Me Until Today. It means I've learned something new today and I'm attaching this tag to it so others know it is new to me.

"The song ‘Lady Eleanor’ originally appeared on Lindisfarne’s debut album Nicely Out Of Tune which was released in 1970" was Unknown By Me Today UBMUT (acronym).

by MsLi December 5, 2018

have a cow

A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.

Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.

Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."

by MsLi February 17, 2006