MsLi's definitions

dinner whore

1. A dinner whore is a complement to a dinner john. A dinner whore trades a dinner, which is paid for by a poor or unattractive person, with the privilege of being seen in public with them. Being seen in public with an attractive woman (or man) raises a man's (or woman's) SMV. What men who think they can buy the dinner whore's attentions beyond the dinner, or the unfortunate poor and/or unattractive men (or women), don't seem to realize is that it's an even trade. They are not -- I repeat, not -- getting gypped.

2. A dinner whore is a very attractive and charming woman (or man) who will never sleep with any person who thinks their sexual favors can be purchased through buying one or more dinners, aka a dinner john.

1. Unfortunately the dinner john was unable to see that he was actually paying to be seen in public with the dinner whore, not making installments on any future sexual favors.

2. No matter how many dinners the dinner john bought for Sally, the dinner whore, there was no getting over the fact that his expectation that he could buy her sexual favors was the very reason she would never sleep with him.

by MsLi January 14, 2006

blost

short for blog post

Instead of typing 8 letters and a space or saying a 2-syllables, why not just say blost?

by MsLi January 29, 2006

dual trade

When you are a drug dealer and a pimp. Prerequisite: being sludge.

Antwan had been in dual trade ever since crack hit the streets.

by MsLi January 19, 2008

click out

1. Click out means to disengage your thinking mind and become an enraged beast. Like Marcellus in Pulp Fiction threatened, to click out means to, "go medieval on yo' ass".

2. Click out is almost like a violent blackout, where you start hurting, maiming, and/or killing and often don't remember what you did afterwards.

1. If you were to research the cause of a lot of serious violence, you would discover that the person doing the damage got so pissed off that they clicked out.

2a. I'm about to click out. I can't be held responsible for my actions.

2b. Second degree murder is the type of thing that happens when a person clicks out.

by MsLi January 24, 2006

helluvan

Variation on helluva, used in front of words beginning with vowels.

Dumbo was a helluvan elephant.

by MsLi January 12, 2006

have a cow

A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.

Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.

Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."

by MsLi February 17, 2006

UBMUT (acronym)

UBMUT is an acronym for Unknown By Me Until Today. It means I've learned something new today and I'm attaching this tag to it so others know it is new to me.

"The song ‘Lady Eleanor’ originally appeared on Lindisfarne’s debut album Nicely Out Of Tune which was released in 1970" was Unknown By Me Today UBMUT (acronym).

by MsLi December 5, 2018