medievel
Da "Great Bobby K" described himself as da "last gladiator", so perhaps he did indeed have "medievel" forebears.
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medievel times
The act of snapping an arrow in half, and shoving the stick with the arrow end into your urethra (read: peehole). The man would then use his penis to create holes into a womans body, therefore fucking any location on the body he so desires.
I'm gon' kill him i'm gon' rape him, i'm gon' give him medievel times.
after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix
after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix
medievel times by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007
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chivalry: medieval warfare
Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014
get medieval
To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
get medieval by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005
Im a sucker for medieval castles
Im a sucker for medieval castles by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016
go medieval
From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
go medieval by MsLi January 24, 2006
Medieval bush
Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.
Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009